qna 1
23/7/2O25

Q: "i asked you a question, is it still on your website?"

-sara homer

i'm at the technology exhibition at school right now, and i'm supposed to be showing my website to people right now... but due to questions like this and demand from people at school to whom i showed this website to bring back the questions segment from my cloudyshadows era, here's the VERY FIRST QNA ON THE SWAZ THINGS WEBSITE, ENJOY! 

Q: "does cancer cause ketchup?"

-inch

A: i don't know for sure, but i've heard it causes a severe addiction to strawberry banana prime.

Q: "what's your favourite colour?"

-hanissh

A: it's black. there's something about black that i find soothing. i don't really know what it is, but black as a colour just scratches the right itch in my brain. and, needless to say, it goes well with red (my second favourite colour). you can see that in the colour scheme of this website.

Q: "what did biden eat on his first birthday?"

-namish (why did chaitanya school steal this legend)

A: i don't know, probably a sloppy joe.

Q: "can i be bulbasaur?"

-tanishka

A: people always told me you can be whatever you want, so why not?

Q: "how to drink water, please explain, i forgot how"

-varun

A: step 1, get money.
step 2, go to the shop.
step 3, purchase a bottle of water.
step 4, unscrew the lid in an anticlockwise manner.
step 5, open your mouth.
step 6, pour water into mouth and drink up!

i hope this helps.

Q: "is environment-flavoured cow dung good for health?"

-vihaan (head boy, got bribed by ansh saxena)

A: wait, it comes in flavours now? DAMN! lemme head over to the grocery store and get some for myself.